The owner seems to have left this beautiful home behind. It's on for sale right now.

Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

Every time we get around to take a group photo he stands up and gets out of the frame.

Absolutely no fish are allowed to smoke around these premises.

What's this weird substance that has do not eat written all over? Seems edible.

Let's break the law right here right now. I'm sliding down this railing.

Just grab 2 pieces of wood, some duct tape, shape the wood and tie those to your feet.

Every pub should have this posted. You do need an excuse in case the wife calls, don't you?

I can melt ice just by looking at it. This proves my powers beyond any doubt. Can you melt ice cubes?

She told me to take off all her clothes. After all, they didn't fit me.