You need to give it to your friendly YouTube commenter. Always seeing the bright side of things.

This tires are expertly made... by experts. So rest assured that they will last a long time.

And where have you been rubbing your nose lately? Going clubbing with all those tanned chicks?

A professional Uber driver sticks to his responsibilities. But hope he got a big tip. Like his girlfriend.

Apparently the new step mom has entered the vehicle.

Looks like the bastard is still alive so he clearly deceived me.

Dad is a very brave man, but every hero has a weakness.

The more I interact with other people, the more I want to live alone with my dog.

And this is how you can afford to get a Porsche in your lifetime.

Description checks out. Couldn't have found a better name myself.