Apparently the new step mom has entered the vehicle.

Looks like the bastard is still alive so he clearly deceived me.

Dad is a very brave man, but every hero has a weakness.

The more I interact with other people, the more I want to live alone with my dog.

And this is how you can afford to get a Porsche in your lifetime.

Description checks out. Couldn't have found a better name myself.

I instantly regret making fun of my dog like this. Now I cannot sleep.

In some weird way I don't feel like drinking my regular morning coffee after this flood.

We had so many complaints after people misused this keychain that we simply needed to place this warning.

Today I've learned that being Danish is a whole different orientation altogether. Mom never told me!