Hopefully this only applies to this old and rusty car, not the owner.

Congratulations, Laura! You've grown into a fully fledged house wife!

Great placement, just make sure you don't enter the wrong store with your child. Otherwise it's going to be explaining time.

Have you ever clicked on the confirmation that you were at least 18 years old but weren't?

You need to explain yourself why you don't have the appropriate age, sir!

The more I interact with other people, the more I want to live alone with my dog.

That's a great way to find out about some test results.

So good thing I am old. There is no proof everywhere on the Internet that did all that dumb stuff way back in school and college.

Dear Santa, I have no idea what is the difference between age and name.

Girls always tend to look so mature while boys will be boys forever.