I didn't even get my coffee yet and they're apologizing. Wonder what they did to my coffee.

I need to give this mug to all of my whiny friends.

When the coffee gives you the finger you know how the day is about to proceed.

When even the morning coffee wants you dead.

Wow, I get to have some free coffee! Awesome! May I borrow $1?

The next craze is having your cappuccino served in a natural cup. Enjoy!

That's quite original, having a face on your coffee cup.

And at that time I realised that my brain was unable to process any other new information.

You need to get addicted, the Escobar way!

In some weird way I don't feel like drinking my regular morning coffee after this flood.