I found the perfect way to convince my children to turn down the thermostat this winter.

Wow, I get to have some free coffee! Awesome! May I borrow $1?

We had so many complaints after people misused this keychain that we simply needed to place this warning.

The airline clearly doesn't have much resources to purchase the needed equipment. Mind as well make the most out of a bad situation so today will be an epic leg day!

That would be what? No thanks, I would rather go in the woods and fix my wounds myself.

For all the money you are getting I should be able to print whatever the hell I want so stop whining!

That exact look on your face after spending all that money on her...