No kids means way more money to buy expensive stuff to impress people you don't care about.

Dad is a very brave man, but every hero has a weakness.

Looks like we found our correct answer.

My dad would never allow mom to be a women's rights activist. That would be just absurd.

After a hard day at work all I can think about doing is cleaning up the whole living room after my kids. Oh, the joy!

Nobody seems to appreciate my work except my own parents, so this goes out to them.

A great favor has been requested today from Evan. Will he be able to honor it?

You want to talk to me? Time is money so if you ain't payin' I ain't sayin'.

Remember how your homework is done? Now just imagine having no Internet access.

I can't be this cruel with my parents. What if they have a heart attack?