I instantly regret making fun of my dog like this. Now I cannot sleep.

In some weird way I don't feel like drinking my regular morning coffee after this flood.

We had so many complaints after people misused this keychain that we simply needed to place this warning.

Today I've learned that being Danish is a whole different orientation altogether. Mom never told me!

Good thing we had forward thinkers in those times. Women would have been thrilled to know that they wouldn't get left behind and would have equal chances for the sacrifice.

I'm so desperate for a vaccine that I'll take anyone's word. This looks totally legit.

If you have an emergency and cannot continue climbing the stairs what would you do?

You are guaranteed to have a 100% genuine fake merchandise. Just come in and give us your genuine money.

Ordered a Caesar salad as takeaway. Got exactly this. Not even mad.

Hurry up guys, otherwise we will lose the sound for this shot.