Ever since I got this Prius all I ever wanted to hear was how awesome was my car.

And this is how you ensure that nobody else will use this except you.

This keyboard is starting to get out of control.

License plate checks out.

Jesus is everywhere and so are the germs. So wash while praying.

You need to give it to your friendly YouTube commenter. Always seeing the bright side of things.

This tires are expertly made... by experts. So rest assured that they will last a long time.

And where have you been rubbing your nose lately? Going clubbing with all those tanned chicks?

A professional Uber driver sticks to his responsibilities. But hope he got a big tip. Like his girlfriend.

Apparently the new step mom has entered the vehicle.