And this is how you can afford to get a Porsche in your lifetime.

I'm not too demanding, just make sure you have plenty of cash lying around, are stable and have a bunch of kids.

Now you can blow your nose into 100 dollar bills so everybody can see how totally rich you are.

I'm a rich feline and that's how I roll.

Nothing says I am a slut than wearing this shirt in public.

Spot the rich guy. Oh, I found him. I WON!

Poor people always get mugged by the rich... Now that's just annoying.

I am too rich and lazy to actually buy food. I'll just eat the money instead.

I cook, clean, and I'm a hard man. You need to be rich.

The girl definitely has her goals set in life.