The most effective sign that will keep any trespassers away from your own property.

I didn't know there was a sign for not taking your child on a leash and piss.

Subliminal messages are not what they used to be.

Just come right up here, open your eyes and let me spray some detergent right there.

Just take our mango juice. It's guaranteed to have no vitamin A whatsoever. Not even any mango.

And this is the right way to learn not to stick your tongue on frozen surfaces.

He probably thought that statement would somehow help him out.

The lazy award this year goes to this guy. The dog is getting a hell of an exercise though.

Do you believe in psycho-kinesis? Then you better prove it.

Nobody makes better liver like mom.