Imagine lighting this up and seeing all the fingers melt slowly.

A hand job is better than nothing. And we have those rugged gloves that will make it even more interesting.

So make sure you wash your hands until they get white.

So I really wanted to pierce my nose and tongue, but I also wanted to get a job.

Imagine being a smart ass dad and receiving this as the reply.

You need to give it to your friendly YouTube commenter. Always seeing the bright side of things.

Make sure you follow the instructions this time. Otherwise everything will end up just like you pathetic life.

Remember everyone, we need to make sure that our hands are fertilized at all times. You simply cannot be wondering around with unfertilized hands.

Image the amount of people that got syrup on their hands before they eventually ended up placing a sign like this.

Seems silly but have you tried riding those bikes in the rain? It ain't pleasant.