Whenever Thor decides to be a scumbag with everyone else, one of these is bound to happen.

Free donuts for the police. They won't know what hit them.

Just putting my trash there.

This driver is going to have a good laugh when he checks his back while driving.

Ever seen those irritating Google Glasses people are starting to wear everywhere. I can't stand those. The second I happen to find myself near one of those bastards I'll start saying these exact words.

Grabbing the perfect photo at the very last time he was sleeping peacefully. I'm guessing the water was also cold as hell.

Jack made it to the news again. This time Heywood Jablome has a competitor.

At least they're waterproof and dustproof now.

A great sticker you can surprise your friends with and make the girls scream in horror.

And this way I make sure that the NSA handles my nuts.