A real hipster doesn't use lighters. And doesn't use matches. A real hipster uses the power of the sun. Good luck smoking at night.

Real men don't use a lighter. Real men set fire to their hands.

Every man's perfect breakfast in one simple package.

Why bother holding the smoke with the other hand? You might as well throw the butt inside while you're at it.

Wouldn't it be easier to just don't put a cigar in your mouth?

You gotta quit smoking though, it ruins your voice, you won't be able to sing again as beautiful as you sang before starting to smoke.

That's how I roll, that's how I light up my cigarette. It's called swagger!

Just look at this lovely lady. Ain't got nothing caused by smoking.

Screw this flood, I'm not taking a single step until I finish smoking.

Would you ever eat noodles from a cigarette pack or use smokes from a can?