Meet the ultimate swag master. Ain't nobody got more swag than this guy.

Want something black and white? Well no can do. Need more cyan first.

The perfect woman is ready with all the liquids required.

You want a date? What hour will you be available?

I'll just drop by your house tomorrow at the same time to make sure you don't get your package.

A great piece of scientific fact right on the bathroom wall.

Got a twin brother with a sense of humor?

Fair enough. You never know what you will find out at the doctor's.

Let me introduce you to a good friend of mine, Lasagna.

Don't have a tow truck? No worries, just place that old car in the pickup and drive off.