I'll just drop by your house tomorrow at the same time to make sure you don't get your package.

A great piece of scientific fact right on the bathroom wall.

Got a twin brother with a sense of humor?

Fair enough. You never know what you will find out at the doctor's.

Let me introduce you to a good friend of mine, Lasagna.

Don't have a tow truck? No worries, just place that old car in the pickup and drive off.

The most effective sign that will keep any trespassers away from your own property.

I didn't know there was a sign for not taking your child on a leash and piss.

Subliminal messages are not what they used to be.

Just come right up here, open your eyes and let me spray some detergent right there.