A great piece of scientific fact right on the bathroom wall.

Got a twin brother with a sense of humor?

Fair enough. You never know what you will find out at the doctor's.

Let me introduce you to a good friend of mine, Lasagna.

Don't have a tow truck? No worries, just place that old car in the pickup and drive off.

The most effective sign that will keep any trespassers away from your own property.

I didn't know there was a sign for not taking your child on a leash and piss.

Subliminal messages are not what they used to be.

Just come right up here, open your eyes and let me spray some detergent right there.

Just take our mango juice. It's guaranteed to have no vitamin A whatsoever. Not even any mango.