Get your chicken soup on a stick right here. What do you mean that won't work?

If I were to describe a perfect day I would recall the day I bought 3 pizzas and received 4.

And this is the right way to learn not to stick your tongue on frozen surfaces.

These things are frozen like grumpy cat's heart. Oh no.

Or not. You seem to have a big problem with your car, unless you're a snowman, obviously.

Or not. You seem to have a big problem with your car, unless you're a snowman, obviously.

Well... the rain isn't that good, pal, huh?