A great sticker you can surprise your friends with and make the girls scream in horror.

The amount of swag on this guy is unbearable.

Why bother holding the smoke with the other hand? You might as well throw the butt inside while you're at it.

The fire extinguisher works great with the classic Diet Coke + Mentos combo.

Ever since those TVs got slimmer, our cat has one less spot to hang out.

We each have our special friend whose parents decided their special offspring should have a unique name. Well we have a special gift for such a person.

Don't worry about it, I got plenty of time. It's at 100%.

I got you some lottery tickets. Honestly! I just threw them away.

Any web designers out there will get the joke.

You want to walk into me? The last guy didn't do so well.