Ever since those TVs got slimmer, our cat has one less spot to hang out.

We each have our special friend whose parents decided their special offspring should have a unique name. Well we have a special gift for such a person.

Don't worry about it, I got plenty of time. It's at 100%.

I got you some lottery tickets. Honestly! I just threw them away.

Any web designers out there will get the joke.

You want to walk into me? The last guy didn't do so well.

Get your own baby now! Girls come with 50% discounts.

Admit it, you have never been in that place in the last year.

I guess you should go to school before placing discounts in your shop.

Apple is now taking over Nokias with their iOS 7 update.