So make sure you do confirm you attendance. Otherwise make sure you bring in food, accommodation and whatever else you need to enjoy yourself at our wedding. Cause we sure won't be preparing anything for you!

So we ain't got any kinds which means we got a ton of cash! Living the life, baby!

May I get one of those plastic thingies that you can place stuff into? I will make sure to dump it responsibly in the ocean when I'm done with it.

We can share anything but the fries. That's where I draw the line.

Ever had a hard time deciding whether you need to order a pizza or a burger? We have you covered!

It's pretty unfortunate that you got stabbed, but here - have a cake to make things a little bit better.

Ever ran across people who don't seam to ever shut up? Just forward them this message.

We need statues resembling a lion a cat and an ape. But we only have a budget for one. What to do?

Just bring some cardboard and the front door and we'll surely come up with something cheaper.

We're sorry, but there's another company placing the street poles so there's nothing we can do about it.