I'm pretty sure you're supposed to take a shower, not vacuum your breast.

The airline clearly doesn't have much resources to purchase the needed equipment. Mind as well make the most out of a bad situation so today will be an epic leg day!

So you said not to worry about the GPS, right? You said you have a proper attachment mechanism? Are you kidding?

So good thing I am old. There is no proof everywhere on the Internet that did all that dumb stuff way back in school and college.

So make sure you do confirm you attendance. Otherwise make sure you bring in food, accommodation and whatever else you need to enjoy yourself at our wedding. Cause we sure won't be preparing anything for you!

So we ain't got any kinds which means we got a ton of cash! Living the life, baby!

May I get one of those plastic thingies that you can place stuff into? I will make sure to dump it responsibly in the ocean when I'm done with it.

We can share anything but the fries. That's where I draw the line.

Ever had a hard time deciding whether you need to order a pizza or a burger? We have you covered!

It's pretty unfortunate that you got stabbed, but here - have a cake to make things a little bit better.