The city officials didn't allow us to take off the statue but we wanted a balcony walkway anyway. So we preserved it.

We need statues resembling a lion a cat and an ape. But we only have a budget for one. What to do?

And right here we can see the modern statue of the housewife, emptying the washing machine.

It's the thought that counts, not the actual result.

I got stoned before it was a thing.

Even an old statue needs grooming from time to time.

Why aren't you talking to me? ARE YOU COMING HERE OFTEN I SAID!!!?

Hey madam, could you take me a picture? Please. Appreciate.

You will never guess where I got this statue from.