Happy birthday, keep this balanced diet for the remainder of the year and you'll get to the doctor in no time.

We can share anything but the fries. That's where I draw the line.

Hey, where's the sauce? You forgot the sauce.

It's not as bad as a cigar and it's a first step towards a healthier lifestyle.

Space is scarce, so just use your kid to support your meal.

Someone killed the french fries.