I didn't even get my coffee yet and they're apologizing. Wonder what they did to my coffee.

Well, that's a really beautifully written apology. Surely it must have taken at least half an hour to draw. Oh...

Whenever I'm going to a concert I'm putting on my concert tshirt.

It's pretty unfortunate that you got stabbed, but here - have a cake to make things a little bit better.

I slapped your face while I was drunk, but here's some tasty bacon so you'll forgive my manners.

A graffiti should have been here, but in the meantime please accept our apologies for this wall.

On second thought, finding a sorry for stabbing card may prove to be quite difficult.

Well there you have it. Proof that a cake will fix just about everything. Put this baby next to a duct tape and you are set for life.

We are so sorry we were sorry before. We shouldn't have expressed our remorse to you.

We are sorry for killing you. Be safe. And dead.