Finding bits of wisdom from the shirt tags is unexpected.

Wonder how many clothes they sold before they found out what was written on the labels.

I need to get more wisdom, otherwise my fruit salads will be horrible.

Ever ran across people who don't seam to ever shut up? Just forward them this message.

Looking up on the wall on toilet stalls makes me uncomfortable.

Some words of wisdom coming from the local coffee shop. But where's the vodka?

Oh.. now that's one awesome baby. Good job kid, you did it!

So... girls, listen up. Here's the difference. Haha, you should know this!

The secret is never panic, always organize. You'll win!

Indeed, parenting without a sense of humour... WOOF.