Ever ran across people who don't seam to ever shut up? Just forward them this message.

We need statues resembling a lion a cat and an ape. But we only have a budget for one. What to do?

Just bring some cardboard and the front door and we'll surely come up with something cheaper.

We're sorry, but there's another company placing the street poles so there's nothing we can do about it.

So let's make an advertisement on this new camera. And bring in the new guy to hold it properly.

We need to hold off until Friday. Only then we can take advantage of those huge discounts!

Whenever grandma complains about the new gadget she bought on sale not working we need to send in the specialists.

I must admit that it never crossed my mind that it would be more efficient if I aim correctly. What can I say? You learn something new every day.

I need to pass this exam, but I also need to have a social life. So why can't I have both then?

These guys totally get us! I'll need to properly stock on all the accessories for tonight's game!