Happy birthday, keep this balanced diet for the remainder of the year and you'll get to the doctor in no time.

I need a huge schnitzel, but also a burger. I don't care, make that work!

Not sure you would be the most irresistible women by wearing this but surely you can try it out.

Welcome to McDonalds, where our marketing team has no idea what "all day" actually means.

I asked for an extra slice on my burger. Did not expect to be taken literally.

Ever had a hard time deciding whether you need to order a pizza or a burger? We have you covered!

Those guys surely have WiFi over there.

Once our cow became friends with the neighbour's pig they became inseparable. The next week we wanted to let them be together so this was the only obvious solution.

If you are too lazy to hold your food in your hands you have just been promoted to the pro league.

Leave that poor clown and come dine with a real king.