Step one: buy your son a car. Step two: force him to drive around with those stickers on the back. He'll drive safely guaranteed.

If he's holding the license plate with one hand I hope the other one isn't holding the cellphone.

I got to fix this before the race tomorrow. Are you going to help or just sit there taking pictures?

The most devious prank to be ever seen.

Every time you get a new car you should get a new car condom.

Oh, you got yourself a new Porsche? That's nice. Can't hear you on my nuclear carrier though.

Don't worry, I've fixed the AC in the car. It has a nice steampunk theme to it.

Around these parts the parking rules apply to everybody. No exceptions.

At least they're waterproof and dustproof now.

Please take me, my two kids, two dogs and our cat. You'll love us!