This guy clearly parks like a douchebag an should get his car towed.

Look at this fine officer, just protecting our security.

I don't want to be behind this guy when that avalanche starts, but I do want to be next to him to catch the moment on camera.

I'm the one yelling at my son so there's no more room for anybody else at this time. Just wait until he gets his license and you can yell all you want.

Why bother swiping the snow off? You'll just look forward anyway.

Nobody ever said that your Prius is cool, right?

Finally somebody uses the small size to their advantage.

Need to shift some gears mate? Why don't you just grab hold of a hammer and do it?

I surely would want to find the background story on this idiot car.

Oh,you modified an old gangster car and fitted a 500hp engine? That sounds extremely safe and we'll let you drive it as long as you like. Just don't bring any of that fancy last generation sports car. Those weird engineers have no idea what's going on so it could be extremely dangerous on the streets.