And I love my virginity too. It's one of my prized possessions.

This might be nature's way of saying not to go out today.

Remember that old Barbie Girl video from Aqua? This guy should have been their first pick.

This driver is going to have a good laugh when he checks his back while driving.

Someone surely wants a raise. Such passion. Such commitment to go above and beyond to satisfy the customer's cleaning needs is rarely seen.

Knitting has been proven to cause a lot of accidents lately. Especially when it comes to old ladies.

I got the tallest Christmas tree on my street. And I got it already setup and powered.

Definitely only a woman would leave the keys in the door and the skirt hanging out.

An extra lock is always good to have.

Next time I see a dirty car this is what I'm going to draw on it.