I wonder what could be the reason for closing Dunkin Donuts this early today,

At least she just hit me and not some helpless kid.

One of the greatest uses for the city carpet. Now I can drive my car while playing with mi car on the carpet.

And this ladies and gentlemen is what happens when she talks on the phone while driving.

When choosing your new car it's important to have it colored with the same color as your duct tape. Sooner or later the 2 will eventually come into contact.

Chuck Norris must have tied his shoe laces while resting on this door. Who knows where this car may have been blown to if Chuck decided to roundhouse kick it.

Guess there were 501 losers before him.

Busted headlight? No problem. Just grab that old flashlight and the red duct tape. Duct tape will fix everything.

I really wanted a cat on my car and this cute Jaguar was sitting on somebody's car.

This is the way the universe is telling you to get a new car.