We've opened a new daycare, dedicated for wives that simply need to have more personal time. Just drop by, leave your husband and we'll take good care of him until you pick him up.

If you ever wanted to explain multi factor authentication to your grandma then here is your solution.

For some quality time away from your husband we have now opened our day care center. You will only have to pay for his drinks while sitting here. Leave him here whenever you want, take him home whenever you want. We're opened all day and all night long.

If you find these magnets on your woman's fridge then that is a clear sign to bail out.

Please take me, my two kids, two dogs and our cat. You'll love us!

Now you can get this cheap iron that you can also throw at your husband for a mere 3 dollars. Your husband will be thrilled.

He hasn't showed up since the study was done. Autch.

Yeah... wife, marriage and so on. Welcome to the club, mr. married guy!

This house is protected by husband with gun and wife with PMS. Autch... Ok, let's choose another house.

If you ever wondered how a good husband would look for a woman.. there you go.