A man's best friend is someone who helps out with the car maintenance from time to time. And barks.
This picture should be reason enough to make you thing twice before going to the cheapest mechanic you can find. Good luck using your car after this intervention!
I got to fix this before the race tomorrow. Are you going to help or just sit there taking pictures?
And this is the reason why you should always make sure you are wearing underpants while going in public. Someone else's wife my tuck your private parts in.
Dealing with his problems on his own is going to help him later in life.