Looks like someone had a change of heart while walking through this aisle and decided that once can is better than those flowers.

This is how you can tell that someone really upset his girlfriend.

You ain't bought no flowers so you ain't planting anything.

That flower looks pretty retarded.

And also keep in mind that cats need constant water so be sure to gently sprinkle some every time they seem to fall asleep.

Depending on how mad you made her, here's a helpful chart to aid you in picking up the perfect flowers for the special occasion.

They see me rollin', they hatin'... patrollin' ... Yeahhhh!

The dog's a flower, wow, you can't see him! He's a flower, no kidding!

My love cannot be represented by anything more than a Nokia phone.

Somehow, I don't think that's how babies are supposed to grow up.