We need to see some papers. For everyone, but we want to make it a bit harder for you to understand.

Thanks for your understanding. This is the only way you can take one of these swords.

We need to go some place and have some sexy time, but we will get back in 30 minutes from… whenever you read this message. If we’re not there, read the message on the door again.

This logo is clearly not reminding me of any website that I would know of.

This brother sister relationship is getting out of hand. Guess the city!

Come right in and give us all your unnecessary cash for these unnecessary items that you need. Or not.

You are guaranteed to have a 100% genuine fake merchandise. Just come in and give us your genuine money.

So either teens are not reading anything today or they got so into reading that they've bought all the books.

I'm just going to get something for my depression from the local pharmacy. I'm sure I can find something for my needs.

This is why you need to really check what small means when ordering things from an online shop.