If your baby ain't loving you why not improvise?
Too bad the old gramps doesn't get to sip anything.
Happy father's day. Ignore my step ladder.
Let's strike a pose so we have a memorable photo at this place. Fathers: "say no more"!
Whenever you feel like taking such a big risk in a conversation make sure you have yourself covered, like this guy!
What? Somebody is dating my daughter? Put an end to his miserable life once and for all!
We ain't got no swing so I'll be one for my daughter.