Wanted to go for an early morning run, but my wife's bras have taken over.

That's definitely not coincidence. Did they open a gym in that building or something?

So the gyms are closed, but I can still get my workout while having the best beverage out there. Win-win!

Brace yourselves, January is coming. And with a new year comes the new gym subscribers. There will be no more room anywhere.

I feel I am so huge I should be on TV.

Know your priorities. Don't cheat on your workout, cheat on your woman. She can take it.

Somehow I seriously doubt that is the way it works.

So I got myself a Gym access card, now I'll just sit on my ass, read this paper and I'll surely grow some big muscles by the end of the month.

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

I know the feeling bro, trying to workout like a pro but looking silly, we've all been there!