Looks like someone had a change of heart while walking through this aisle and decided that once can is better than those flowers.

Roses are red so just come inside and order some bacon.

Will you... uhmm... go on a date with me?

Several years after global warming... Rose? Where are you? Titanic?

Ever seen a romantic dog? Well... here's one.

Eh... I know I was wrong, whaddaya say, forgive me dame... I'm sorry babe!

For the romantic fat-ass that you really are.