The one thing that will understand you whenever you are feeling down is chocolate. It won't judge you and it won't ask silly questions.

Come right up and take our anti fat elixir. It's legit!

A little deflated, but all in all it does have the same colors, so it must be good.

Please take me, my two kids, two dogs and our cat. You'll love us!

We treat our car washing service extremely serious. Nothing beats our hand jobs.

Great advertising of their pastas.

Know your priorities. Don't cheat on your workout, cheat on your woman. She can take it.

Simply by taking a seat on a bench you become the billboard. This implies of course that other people will look at you naked, long legs.

My dream is to once have a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.

Well.. Spiderman can... Seems legit. Great advertising!