You hate hipsters too? Then why not get yourself a drink at our place and contribute to making hipster bands go commercial and mainstream.

Clearly there are people who haven't discovered this toilet paper thing yet. The commercial is for them.

My dream is to once have a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.

Being a commercial pilot has quite different perspectives according to different people.

Get your asses on the other side and stop suffocating me and mom.