Tailgate won't keep shut so we asked little Timmy to help out.

Looks like my wife grew some paws during the night.

These leggings look great with the local store's floor. Makes me look skinny.

Got no legs? Well that is not actually bad now, is it?

I have the legs that defy the laws of physics, a mindset to master the most epic of splits and a pole to... WHAT?

Now that you mentioned it, I'm not sure what they are.

Check out that legs wing. Quite sexy and aerodynamic.

I look so awesome and strong. All the bird ladies will fall in love with me.

They said I would have enough leg room. Surely those BMW designers never met me.

Simply by taking a seat on a bench you become the billboard. This implies of course that other people will look at you naked, long legs.