This is how to be certain that your boyfriend will never drive your car.

I'm so hot right now. Quick, get inside me.

Want to get rickrolled? Grab a strip and join the fun.

In case the rain starts when you go to the toilet this umbrella will keep you dry.

Your laptop frequently needs washing to keep the dust away from sensitive components. Water acts like a conductor so it will actually increase the laptop's performance.

I can't wait to stick this beer in my laptop.

This is the last time she will ever drink at a party.

Wake up Rupert! Time to get going.

You are allowed to use the sink because it is operational. What a happy day!

I made you a cake that sucks. It goes well with you.