I have a particular skill for finding people. Because I have contacts.

Who needs proper protection goggles when you have duct tape?

Ever seen those irritating Google Glasses people are starting to wear everywhere. I can't stand those. The second I happen to find myself near one of those bastards I'll start saying these exact words.

The explanation is pretty simple. The glasses have 2 lens, therefore it's twice as expensive. Right?

The Janitor is going to have the worst morning of his life. Just pray that these glasses aren't filled with anything.

Onion, you shall not make me cry. YESSSSS!!!

Yeah... he went for the full movie experience. 13D!

Hey dog, how's it going? Cool glasses, but ugly clothes, hahahah!

I present to you, Einstein's dog, a very smart and bright dog. Oh yes, and these are his eye-glasses.

The best eye-glasses I've been wearing this summer, I am great and these glasses look great on me, too, that's because I'm great!