It is important to have your notes close to you when you need them.

First of all, you have a manual, so that pretty much takes care of the entire theft problem.

I'm learning to use this damn stick so try to stay the hell away from me. Or I am not and this is just a clever excuse to keep everyone at a distance.

Who needs laser pointers when you can have huge sticks in the classroom?

Somehow I don't believe this advertisement on the frying pan I just bought.

How do you spot an Asian at the food court? He uses chop sticks on his pizza.

I want to see how you are going to get that stick through the gate.

This is the perfect solution to keep every other driver as far away from you as possible. No matter if you car is automatic or stick.

Be prepared to play hockey. No matter who, no matter when. We are prepared.

I followed the instructions precisely. Unfortunately this deodorant doesn't work like I thought it would.