Guess what time it is. We have to get going right now.

Limited edition iPhone waterproof case. Only $99 and this baby will even protect your iPhone while riding the bike.

I'm fapping all day long in Virginia.

And there is your room. Good luck getting in.

Hey, are you checking out my gun again?

Wondering just how did the kid manage to grow up with such a name.

Girlfriends always imagine this. If only they would be right.

I came here wanting to do my part and there is simply nobody here protesting.

An engineer's love is so pure, so precise, so perfect.

What was this ladder for, anyway? Surely nobody will miss it so why bother moving it?