At least you won't have any kind of issues in the winter if you forget your gloves at home.

Remember that old Barbie Girl video from Aqua? This guy should have been their first pick.

That is surely going to provide a hell of a down force on my car.

This is why you should always have a backup umbrella if your own gets broken. Otherwise you just end up borrowing one from your daughter.

I brought your favorite pink toilet seat so you can feel at home in the middle of the desert.

I'm so badass that I drive a pink truck just so people don't panic when they see me.

Just taking my girl's ride out for a spin, that's all. This is NOT my car!

This is Darth Vader, beware! But... More like Darth Pinker. HELLO VADER, not Hello Kitty. AHAHAH

Go girl, go! Woof woof, I'm fabulous! Yes, I really am, I'm a princess!

Rubik's cube is too complicated for us. We'll just settle for the pink cube.