Sorry pal, but I think you got it all wrong, just saying.
Barking dog never bites.. Sure, you got trolled. You got it all wrong!
You're doing it so wrong. Please stop it!
Hey pal, you're really doing it wrong. Jogging should be about running, not procrastinating.
You thought it would be innovative but... pal, really wrong choice!
How about wrong direction? Oh, hi Beaaaan!!!
I bet you realised that you chose the wrong spoon, obviously.