I'm just using you as a support on in this crowd. There's nothing between us, ok?

One sure way to get fat fast is to get a king size Nutella jar. And grab a whole bread while you are at it.

Try religion like the rest of us. No scientific or logic will force us away from our savior.

In case you run out of toilet paper make sure you keep a copy of Twilight nearby.

We made an ice cream in the shape of a bear. See? It looks gorgeous.

This isn't really a day so we are going to close our shop. We are sure you all understand our decision.

We really need to check your chick out. Didn't you read the sign?

And we wonder how come kids end up turning into dochebags when they grow up.

Stop wasting it. I really need my blue tape.

What I really want for Valentine's is some time together with you. Or just sex.