I've taught him how to speak, but now we need to work on his expressions.

Ever wondered where Apple gets their design ideas for their products?

Let's be honest: you're not protecting your fragile little eyes from the evil sun rays. You're just trying to look cool like everyone else.

You are getting to be a nuisance around these parts. We are going to eat this delicious pie and you better be prepared for it!

Ever tried to charge your cat? Well it seams that this is entirely doable.

If all you do all day is chop onions you better come up with a solution for your continuing tears.

You jerk, you starred at my breasts, did you not? Pervert!

Let me introduce you to Captain Goofy Eyes.

They said she has fire in her eyes. They were obviously right.

Augh.... Really bold eyes. Get yourself some pretty eyes!