Google Maps is the new tool to spot the douchebags around the globe.
Why on earth should I have to lean down to eat? I could just stick my head up here.
If you are carrying any beverages with you I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate them and drink them myself.
Good thing I carry this iMac around with me. How could I possibly forget my iPhone at home?
Seriously guys, it's not funny anymore.
If it needs scratching it will be scratched. No excuses.