Let's get this goddamn lion that keeps chasing us all day long.

I'm afraid of touching girls. This will do for now.

Get your hair cut and the whiskey is on us. By the time we finish with your hair you won't be able to stand straight.

Hey little Billy, we are going to get you a transformer for your birthday. What do you think about that?

Don't worry they said, you won't be using the stairs anyway they said.

Buy 4 children and only pay for 3. On sale only today!

A quick way to insult 4 types of fans.

This is absolutely not a beer bottle. Under no circumstances can beer exist in this bottle. Sounds legit.

There is no doubt about who his father is.

Can't wait until those big Mercedes ornaments get stuck in a tree somewhere.