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A quick way to insult 4 types of fans.

This is absolutely not a beer bottle. Under no circumstances can beer exist in this bottle. Sounds legit.

There is no doubt about who his father is.

Can't wait until those big Mercedes ornaments get stuck in a tree somewhere.

That guy over there took my lunch money!

Hey, where's the sauce? You forgot the sauce.

Just wait until they get home and the wife starts looking over the photos.

Hey guys, check out my new vintage headphones. What? I can't hear you over how awesome I am.

This proves once and for all that the English language is a real killer. Eat and drink as much as you want.