Why on earth should I have to lean down to eat? I could just stick my head up here.

If you are carrying any beverages with you I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate them and drink them myself.

Good thing I carry this iMac around with me. How could I possibly forget my iPhone at home?

Seriously guys, it's not funny anymore.

If it needs scratching it will be scratched. No excuses.

Even the horses come equipped with WiFi these days. So you cannot miss a single email while riding.

This guy either left his car here for the last month or has a serious problem with the local pigeon gang.

Let me just get a cool looking pose so I can share this with my Facebook friends.

If you don't have enough money for a Rolls Royce, maybe you can still buy your lady a pair of shoes.

Please use the other trash can for boxes. This one simply cannot handle large pieces of garbage.