If it needs scratching it will be scratched. No excuses.
Even the horses come equipped with WiFi these days. So you cannot miss a single email while riding.
I'm a bad cat and for this I need to be punished and all the other cats need to know what I did.
You want mysteries? Now you have them. Get your mystery book right here.
Just leave this cup on the girl's side, place a camera nearby and watch the expression on everybody's faces.