Depending on how mad you made her, here's a helpful chart to aid you in picking up the perfect flowers for the special occasion.

Olive oil is more important than rock & roll. And we have plenty.

And nobody is going to mess with 2 innocent old ladies.

Back in the day we used to have pink for girls and blue for boys. Now we get straight to the point. I'm getting one of this for my son.

I brought your favorite pink toilet seat so you can feel at home in the middle of the desert.

Some people are just not meant do do an engineer's job.

And just how are we supposed to use those stairs anyway?

I'm going to go buy a pair of trousers from Fuk Tat.

Iron Man's trusted sidekick, the Iron Can. One of its special abilities is taking out the trash.

Blackberry, strawberry... it's the same thing. Just get your kid one of these when he starts whining about getting a new phone.