What's better than crowd surfing at a party? Surfing on the guy who is crowd surfing!
I don't know who you are and where you came from, but let me just tell you that me and your mom, we did some things.
Depending on how mad you made her, here's a helpful chart to aid you in picking up the perfect flowers for the special occasion.
Olive oil is more important than rock & roll. And we have plenty.
And nobody is going to mess with 2 innocent old ladies.
I brought your favorite pink toilet seat so you can feel at home in the middle of the desert.