So this book is dedicated towards all Japanese speaking Jews that love food, wolves, and life's pleasures.

I used to believe there was no god. That was before I discovered what I was capable in bed.

Browsing an adult magazine has never been easier. But try to make it believable and keep that newspaper aligned.

The horse was mortified upon hearing the man's intentions.

I don't know about you but I would be reluctant to sit anywhere in this car.

Olive oil is more important than rock & roll. And we have plenty.

When sexy times need a motive simply use this handy chart and come up with one.

I don't want to know what happened last night on my desk, but I do know I want a new one immediately.

That awkward stupid moment... I really can't stand it... Oh, HI KITTY!!!

What I really want for Valentine's is some time together with you. Or just sex.